About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! " The next morning he got up early and left for work.Clean jokes and humor are exactly what you'll find on this site. You'll find family friendly jokes, stories, poems, limericks and humor of various varieties - funny, but always in good taste.
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It's very important that you not call it the "ugly baby" joke and you not mention the baby/monkey in the first sentence or in the woman's complaint to the conductor. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me? "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone." Sherlock Holmes and Dr. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. The bus driver is a little shocked, but she pulls herself together and says "My, what unusual green hair! "All in one motion, the girl puts the heel of her hand at her chin, and pushes upward as she produces an enormous, juicy "Sneeee-r-r-r-rk! Continuing with her whole hand flat on her forehead, she pushes upward and backwards, running her fingers through her hair.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that? Finally, she drops her hand and says, innocently, "No idea!
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!
" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.