While the Sacktapping Tap Dancers have been blamed for a number of genital related injuries, they are not terrorists.
Albert SLAM midget A team pushes past a defender in Sunday’s 51-30 win over SBA Caldwell in the Youth Provincial Championships final at the Saville Community Sports Centre.
Police arrested Cohen on charges of second-degree burglary, aggravated assault and kidnapping.
Court documents identified him as an Israeli citizen who is in the United States legally with a valid passport.
Dressing up as children, large dogs, and ewoks is yet another tactic used to deceive anti-midget security.
Recent intelligence also suggests they use even more sophisticated disguises, such as inanimate objects like fire hydrants, low-lying shrubbery, or garden gnomes.
It bears noteworthy attention that the Midget Cockpunching Terrorists are not to be confused with the Sacktapping Tap Dancers.
Everybody else is banging on about roasting kale and parsnips – well, I’m roasting midget trees. Dollop the coconut oil on to a roasting tray, then scatter over the midget trees along with the chilli and a good pinch of salt.
’ as you throw them in the oven.● Preheat your oven to 220C (fan 200C, gas 7).