You could consider this the Dear Abby for fathers with daughters. If you're lucky to get in a 'how are you,' and maybe a firm handshake (breaking fingers if possible, cracking knuckles at minimum), that's about all the time your daughter might allow you to interact with her male friend. But it was difficult to read through the list of questions more than once. There is only one response, and that would be, 'sir, I worship the ground your daughter walks on. ' Now what father in his right mind would ask a boy with raging hormones who's dating his daughter about Plumbing? I might show him my staple gun and demonstrate on him how it works if his pants are hanging low enough that I can see the design on his boxer shorts. Okay, one more and then I'll give you my pointers for interaction with your daughter's boyfriend. Listen, when you're interacting with your daughter's boyfriend, the first and most important goal is to instill fear in the young man.
Nearly half a century of lived life is tough to reverse.
"God made men and women different" "Kevin," I said, hoping I'd also remember the rest of the words I wanted to say, "God did a wonderful thing when he made women." The color fell from his face. I wondered if at any moment he might hop on that motorcycle and bolt! "Actually, God made us different so that men and women would be attracted to one another.
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Did I tell you about the time I fought off an entire platoon of North Vietnamese without a gun? Did you know that Brock Lesner is my daughter's Godfather? If you behave in a manner unbecoming while you're with my daughter, the authorities won't find your body. I love to cook, and one of my favorite utensils is this ten-inch bread knife with the serrated blade. Things didn't turn out so well with the last boy that dated my daughter.
People tell me that when they see him in public he's always glancing over his shoulder with this terrified look on his face. Lulu, my pet Burmese python got our of her cage the other day and I haven't been able to find her.
“She’s really close to her girls,” she informed the woman across the table.
If so, here’s a list of questions you might ask that sweet girl of yours….
They need me to ask and they need me to care about their answers. Maybe you don’t know what to ask your girl, or where to begin.
Rainey." "How about we get something from the Coke machine. Pepper man." "Yes, sir." Riding a very thin wave of forced, uncomfortable chitchat, I deposited enough money to dislodge a cold Coke for him and a Diet Coke for me.
Then, not wanting to be the Ultimate Intimidator, I suggested we go outside and chat in the parking lot.